Useless predictions: 2022 Week 6 picks

   I knew the lines were getting harder but damn I got embarrassed. A lot of team I just don't know who they are anymore, Ill just go directly to next week.

Last week: 1-14 (6%)

Season overall: 15-60 (20%)

Jacksonville (+1.5) at Indianapolis     (U41)

   The Jaguars are who I thought they were, a sheep dress as a wolf with a knife, its still a sheep but it has a knife so you cant take him lightly, not with that crazy stare. What? I don't know who is going to win, both teams are a freaking rollercoasters, Indianapolis air attack along with Jonathan Taylor in the backfield should destroy defenses, but Taylor is hurt and for some reason I cant comprehend the OLine cant protect the remaining's of Matt Ryan, the Jaguars have the better all around team but they didn't follow the assembly instructions and were left with some nuts and bolts and the base is rocky and crooked and shit,  Ill just take the points.

New England at Cleveland (-2.5)    (U43)

   The dark magics of Bill Belichick are still too strong, he has spawned another minion QB with the powers of BS just like the others before him, with a steady running game and strong defense he doesn't need him to do much, they will go up against a Browns team that oozes talent but don't get results because they still think Jacoby Brissett can QB, they just need to run the ball and everything will be fine.

Baltimore (-5.5) at NY Giants    (U45.5)

   Nothing but respect for this Giants team and their competent coaching staff that knows who they have at QB and most importantly who they got at RB whit their defense keeping them in games, still they might be getting too cute, the Ravens aren't a team you can fool so easily, this game may end being a reality check for the Giants.

Minnesota (-3) at Miami    (O45.5)

   I cant trust you Vikings, you are just a big tease of a team, the Dolphins playing at home with Tua Tagovailoa should be enough to beat them but will have to go with a rookie or half a Teddy Bridgewater which is not ideal, I just cant right now.

Tampa Bay (-9.5) at Pittsburgh    (O46)

   Holy crap, the Steelers have no secondary to go along with their offense, this is going to be brutal.

Cincinnati (-2.5) vs New Orleans    (O43)

   I under estimate the Saints too much, they aren't a playoff team but they put a hell of a fight, the Bengals are all hands on deck and cant let this one slip up.

NY Jets (+7.5) at Green Bay     (O45)

   The Packers should be a dominant team and they are most definitely not playing like it, the Jets entered this season as a loaded team with some questions in direction, the Packers could still be a sleeping giant, the Jets have enough power to win this game.

San Francisco at Atlanta (+4.5)   (O45)

   My apologies to the Falcons, they are most definitely not the worst team in the NFL, that title belongs to the Panthers up to this point, they might not be good but their capacity to bounce back from adversity is inspiring. The 49ers are banged up at defense, this could end up being a shoot out.

Carolina at LA Rams (-10)    (U41.5)

   Common Rams, this is your chance to get back on track, you forgot how to be the bully, you might still struggle against a very decent Panthers defense but they are a headless team, you just need to take it easy one step at a time and crush them.

Arizona at Seattle (+2.5)   (O50.5)

   I knew the Seahawks weren't as bad has foretold but Geno Smith being a decent QB wasn't what I expected, he might still show his bad habits here and there but Kyler Murray has his own, this might be the sloppiest best game ever.

Buffalo (-2.5) at Kansas City    (O54)

   Battle of the best young guns, its anyone's guess who will come on top, but for some reason Vegas knows something fishy is going on with this Chiefs team and it has shown, again they go with the opponent, so I will as well.

Dallas at Philadelphia (-6.5)    (O42)

   Honestly I envy the Cowboys not because their a complete team but because they are not and still have managed to win, they have used their limited talent and found a way to be in games even with their backup QB, that some major coaching, lets see if it lasts. The Eagles on the other hand are a team to envy as a whole, they should cover unless the Cowboys keep on surprising.

Denver at LA Chargers (-4.5)    (U45.5)

   Are you going to show up this time Broncos? Are you still allergic to scoring TDs? Has anybody seen Russell Wilsons cook book? This is what I get for picking them to win the super bowl this year, what a freaking waste. Give them hell Chargers.